It’s 31st October and I could hardly sleep
I kept thinking of the task or should I say the dare ahead of me?
The second hand of my wristwatch kept sprinting at a very face pace
The minute hand was just a step behind it and the hour hand is trying to overtake them.
I mean time was running more than expected
When it was 11:59pm, I wished I could reverse the time and change my decision but it was too late.
I could hear “pipipipi, pipipipi”
Was it my alarm or my heartbeat?
Yeah, it’s definitely my alarm
November is here already
And it dawned on me like a sacred shrine escape
I could hardly believe I’m in for this but there was no turning back too
My phone beeped
I picked it up and realized it was a text message from “Bae” wishing me a happy new month and informing me about her visit tonight
I stared at the text with mouth and eyes opened for almost 5 minutes
I can’t stop “bae” from coming over and it’s also just the first day of the challenge
What would I do now?
What should I tell her?
Should I lie to her?
What lie would I tell her?
I thought and thought but I couldn’t find any concrete answers to my questions
I was indoors all day, lost in my own thoughts
I couldn’t even hear my own phone ringing for the first time
But the second time I picked up my phone
Guess who was calling?
“BAE❤️” boldly saved
Was she calling to tell me she is on her way or what?
I couldn’t help but to just pick up the call
For the 2 minutes convo, my voice sounded sad but my inner man was secretly rejoicing
Lemme feed you with the bad good news!
“Hello boo, mummy ain’t feeling too well so I can’t make it.
I’m really sorry and promise to make it up to you”
First day passed
Thanks to the 2 weeks tedious rehearsal for our annual youth week celebration, which I decided to partake in for the first time in the history of the church.
The week celebration itself took another 1 week
Which meant 3 weeks gone
The final week, however, was hell unleashed on me
I easily got erections at the mere site of my wallpaper of “Bae” and I
A prolonged one of course with severe abdominal pains
I’m was on the verge of masturbating
But I held myself back
I won’t lose this battle after coming this far
I turned on my TV set and the first thing was a soft-core romantic scene
I quickly rushed to my drawer to get Vaseline but I realized I dropped my Bible
Ohhh!!! Not this time, so long Vaseline and tissues.
It was a hard choice but I guess it was worth it
I read a couple of verses and I dozed off with the Bible on my chest
A few days passed and finally it was 30th November
Ever seen a snail trying to do slow motion before?
Yeah, that’s how slow the time was moving
Every hour seemed like a day
“Ding-dong”, the doorbell chimed!
“Bae” is at the door
I quickly let her in
We had dinner which she brought
Some ice-cream made our dessert while watching a movie
Finally, it was bedtime
“Bae” took a shower after which I did
Seeing her in her underwear and my “Real Madrid” jersey too sent an impulse down my spine
Blood rushed from the upper head to the lower department
I became schizophrenic
Or was I hypnotized?
Ah well, I could hardly reply her goodnight
She asked “it’s everything okay”
I replied “yeah baby, you look beautiful and I love you”
She then jumped in to join me in bed
She placed her head on my chest and started playing with my nipples
Those sensations made me lose focus
I could hardly think so I had to hold my breath
Do you know what saved me from tearing those clothes off and enjoying her inner whorls?
That day happened to be a market day
She had run multiple errands for her mum so she slept off within a twinkle of an eye
I couldn’t sleep
I checked the time intermittently
I started doing a countdown when it was 11:59pm
YES!!!! I screamed so loud that she woke up
But guess what?
I made it look like a nightmare
NO NUT NOVEMBER INDEED
Off to Detty December