Fun With El Lizato.

A doctor wanted to release 3 mad people from the hospital. He asked the 1st mad man: 2+2 = ?

He replied: 3,700

You are really mad, the doctor said.

The second mad man replied: 2+2 = Wednesday.

You are not far from death, the doctor said.

The third mad man answered, 2+2 = 4.

BRAVOOO! How did u get the answer? The doctor asked.

He replied, “I divided 3,700 by Wednesday. “

The doctor collapsed..

  1. My sister, if the only time he comes to see you is in the night, then know you’re dating a mosquito.
  2. If you see a married man online at 2am. Please don’t text him, its his wife doing patrol at that time.
  3. How can a man without an international passport tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world and you believe him, where in this world has he ever been to?
  4. Nobody have the lowest voice than a man who is asking for a girl’s number in a taxi.
  5. No body can walk faster than a man escorting an ugly woman early in the morning.
  6. When a stingy man is looking for a wife, any girl who ask him for money is not a wife material.
  7. It’s only in South Africa where an illiterate villager thinks that a qualified medical Doctor from another African country is the reason for his or her unemployment.
  8. Girls are like mangoes when you’re waiting for them to ripe, other men are busy eating them raw with salt.
  9. Africans have the longest period of s£x, which is 30 minutes. But the first 29 minutes are used for begging and then the remaining 1 is for the real show.
  10. If you are taking your girlfriend out and she brings her friends along, just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance.
  11. It is better for a man to be stingy with his money than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.
  12. Africans have no time to rest, even after death, they still work as ancestors.
  13. Marrying a beautiful wife is like planting a corn by the road side.

A boy asked a beautiful girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; “I don’t want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That’s too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, “I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.

A POLITICIAN visited a village and asked what their needs were.

”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager.

“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”🙄

Sad Story: A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother so that he put  poison on the nipple of his mom. The next day their driver died.

1st son: CPA

2nd son: MBA 

3rd son: PHD 

4th son: thief

Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th son out of your house?

Father: Because he is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

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