JOKES OF THE WEEK

They say laughter is a medicine….yes it is.
It truly is

Here are 10 short jokes that can make your day a joyous one full of laughter….

1.Behind every successful man there’s a woman…Do you know why??*
Because women don’t follow unsuccessful men 😁👌

2.I hate to see elderly people standing in a bus while am sitting😔
As a good man, I always close my eyes pretend to be sleeping😅😅😅😂

3.Wonders shall never end. A man went to buy poison to kill himself and is still waiting to collect change…*

What does he want to do with the change?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
👨🏾‍⚕️

4.I went to deposite fake notes.
Cashier: this money is fake
Me: so what? The money is mine the account is mine. Just keep it in my account, i’m not here to buy anything.
I hate nonsense, 😂😂

5.My sister when you meet your next boyfriend, love him with all your kidneys!!! Your heart has suffered Alot!*

🏃🏻🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

6.Mary was a virgin…
she married a carpenter. You’re not a virgin, you want to marry a medical doctor with PHD.
My sister stop smoking weed…
it’s not good for you!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂️

7.You buy data every week but you still use the same toothbrush since 2012,Nancy you need to be arrest

8.So dad slapped me just because I was looking for my toothbrush in his wallet*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9.If you’re walking with your grandmother and she met her old friend, just find a bench and sleep first.*😅😅

10.Last night, i sent 50k to my girlfriend for her upkeep and she immediately used my picture as her whatsApp profile picture.*
This morning i chatted her up with another number and asked her who was on her DP , she said it was her classmate that died of coronavirus
💔💔💔💔
AFTER GOD FEAR WOMEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

~ Joel

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